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Friday, February 24, 2017

#freenode channel featuring elky, {0}_{0}, Nouv, munch`, nate, grumble, and 15 others.

dax 2017-02-23 21:45:33
and everywhere else that caches HTTP. so like a million places
userro 2017-02-23 21:46:06
woah
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:46:14
what's being cached that can be decrypted?
kline 2017-02-23 21:46:50
raccoon, say googles crawler hit a page that triggered the bug, the bug allowed past end of memory reads, that could have included some of your webchat login data
dax 2017-02-23 21:47:03
or your secret hotchats with KindOne
kline 2017-02-23 21:47:04
that would then be tacked onto the end of the page that google cached
dax 2017-02-23 21:47:35
or the json version of your request for an Uber, along with tokens that give account access
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:47:36
huh
dax 2017-02-23 21:47:39
or your OK Cupid PMs
dax 2017-02-23 21:47:47
like, this is an absolute clusterfuck
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:47:48
what time frame did this bug kick in
elky 2017-02-23 21:48:01
i think they're still figuring that out
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:48:03
would think it's something likely to be caught fast
dax 2017-02-23 21:48:03
go read https://bugs.chromium.org/p/project-zero/issues/detail?id=1139 , it's discussed in there
grumble 2017-02-23 21:48:51
raccoon: https://blog.cloudflare.com/incident-report-on-memory-leak-caused-by-cloudflare-parser-bug/ says "The earliest date memory could have leaked is 2016-09-22."
KindOne 2017-02-23 21:48:54
dax, the hotchats about the gay amputee midgit porn you like gets boring :/
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:49:28
thanks
Xenthys 2017-02-23 21:49:36
got global notice, am happy
cc 2017-02-23 21:49:36
hi,guys,have you ever seen the notice that christel send?
elky 2017-02-23 21:49:36
cc: yes
dax 2017-02-23 21:49:36
cc: i mean, we kind of all did, that's what the "global" in "global notice" means
cc 2017-02-23 21:49:36
elky: is that real notice?
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:49:36
I'm glad responsible web services don't use CDN
dax 2017-02-23 21:49:36
cc: yes
cc 2017-02-23 21:49:36
ok
cc 2017-02-23 21:49:36
i see
dax 2017-02-23 21:49:36
raccoon: i'm just sitting in the corner being a smug asshat because i said cloudflare was bad before it was cool
cc 2017-02-23 21:49:49
dax: does it mean i should change my irc password?
dax 2017-02-23 21:49:58
let's put an MITM https proxy based in the USA in front of half the internet what could possibly go wrong amirite
elky 2017-02-23 21:50:12
cc: if you use webchats and sign into your account then it is a good idea
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:50:13
has Google responded by deleting all Google Cache for the past 6 months?
dax 2017-02-23 21:50:18
raccoon: no
cc 2017-02-23 21:50:29
hmm,thanks,i see
elky 2017-02-23 21:50:29
raccoon: they are clearing some stuff as they find it i think
grumble 2017-02-23 21:50:34
raccoon: just read the bug that dax linked
userro 2017-02-23 21:50:35
I've logged in to frenode via webchat so I'm probably safe :)
userro 2017-02-23 21:50:44
I've never*
userro 2017-02-23 21:51:47
now Google has all that info?
userro 2017-02-23 21:51:51
lol
elky 2017-02-23 21:52:04
there is a non-zero chance that it does
elky 2017-02-23 21:52:11
it's not a high chance for any one piece of data
userro 2017-02-23 21:52:11
they've hit a jackpot
kline 2017-02-23 21:52:15
possibly, though simply due to probabilities, its probably not
elky 2017-02-23 21:52:16
but the chance is not zero
kline 2017-02-23 21:52:26
but the risk if it is is enough to make it worth changing
dax 2017-02-23 21:53:18
see the kinda ridiculous thing about it
dax 2017-02-23 21:53:31
is that the odds of prawnsalad secretly being an NSA agent and stealing all the kiwiirc passwords
dax 2017-02-23 21:53:43
is probably higher than your freenode password being in google cache because of this
dax 2017-02-23 21:54:32
but if this gets picked up in media everyone's going to go apeshit, so we give the standard "maybe go change your password" thing
elky 2017-02-23 21:55:09
also, take this as a lesson in why CLOUD is stupid
KindOne 2017-02-23 21:55:25
cloud == just someone elses server
dax 2017-02-23 21:55:34
actually i shouldn't pick on prawnsalad, it's unnecessary. the odds of christel being a secret GCHQ agent and stealing all the freenode passwords is around the same level
dax 2017-02-23 21:55:37
i.e. not fucking likely
elky 2017-02-23 21:55:49
yes. someone else's server, that you have no control over
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:56:22
cloud == someone else's server, but you're not supposed to have to think too much about it, know whose server, or where it resides -- us to know, you to not find out.
christel 2017-02-23 21:57:29
dax: nah, GCHQ wouldn't have me, i'm foreign remember...
christel 2017-02-23 21:57:30
;)
dax 2017-02-23 21:57:36
christel: OR ARE YOU
christel 2017-02-23 21:57:44
the russians otoh...
niko 2017-02-23 21:58:03
winter is coming ?
dax 2017-02-23 21:58:13
christel: now i'm looking for a recent picture of Snowden to see what colour his hair is
cc 2017-02-23 21:58:26
christel: hi...gald to meet you
christel 2017-02-23 21:58:51
dax: hahaha
christel 2017-02-23 21:58:55
cc: and you :)
dax 2017-02-23 21:59:07
anyways, *disappears*
cc 2017-02-23 21:59:20
christel: they all said you're a woman lol~~
BAN_ME_YOU_PUNKS 2017-02-23 21:59:21
HELLO
Peng 2017-02-23 21:59:26
dax: Good night. Or good whatever you're up to. :3
BAN_ME_YOU_PUNKS 2017-02-23 21:59:28
I AM A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
dax 2017-02-23 21:59:35
BAN_ME_YOU_PUNKS: me too thanks
{0}_{0} 2017-02-23 21:59:37
bless you
BAN_ME_YOU_PUNKS 2017-02-23 21:59:39
BAN ME YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING PUNKS
BAN_ME_YOU_PUNKS 2017-02-23 21:59:43
IM HERE TO GET BANNED
{0}_{0} 2017-02-23 21:59:49
lol
{0}_{0} 2017-02-23 21:59:53
nah
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:59:53
don't do it, he's hear to steal your pass
raccoon 2017-02-23 21:59:55
noooo
userro 2017-02-23 21:59:56
hahaha
{0}_{0} 2017-02-23 22:00:04
tht could take away the fun
userro 2017-02-23 22:00:58
oh
Guest84151 2017-02-23 22:01:27
Hm, why do I get "nick/channel is temporarily unavailable" when trying to change nick?
cc 2017-02-23 22:01:30
KindOne: no,you're lying to me....i think
KindOne 2017-02-23 22:01:50
Guest84151: see /msg nickserv help release
KindOne 2017-02-23 22:01:57
cc, i am.
grumble 2017-02-23 22:01:58
Guest84151: because services have enforced it (made you change your nick to GuestXXXXX because you did not identify in time). You need to use release, /msg nickserv help release
Nouv 2017-02-23 22:02:11
Thank you!
raccoon 2017-02-23 22:10:03
racist medical equipment
cc 2017-02-23 22:10:11
KindOne: so we shouldn't take x-ray check if it not possible
christel 2017-02-23 22:10:22
Algernop: if you drop me a line with the project in question i can try to look up the details
cc 2017-02-23 22:10:30
but all these equipment were low in china
cc 2017-02-23 22:10:58
Most of the advanced equipment isn't in china
cc 2017-02-23 22:11:04
that's so sad
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:15:11
idk
KindOne 2017-02-23 22:15:29
henjaki: what exactily are you talking about?
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:15:38
wait
cc 2017-02-23 22:16:06
swarfega: i know a lot perfect equipment come from Germany,Amercian,lsrael,Candna,and so on....also Japan
swarfega 2017-02-23 22:16:19
cc seimens make good scanners
nate 2017-02-23 22:16:23
KindOne: had to google that to see about it, surprised that company is still in business
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:16:24
i need hack gmail but hydra + cupp can't help (what i must do???)
cc 2017-02-23 22:16:42
swarfega: yes,GPS
nate 2017-02-23 22:16:47
for that to have happened in the 80's and not massively impacted them, somewhat impressive
swarfega 2017-02-23 22:16:52
also samsung make scanners
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:16:53
setoolkit cant help
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:16:59
help somebody
cc 2017-02-23 22:16:59
GE,Seimens,Philips
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:17:32
hello
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:21:50
whou do it><><><><>???
KindOne 2017-02-23 22:22:02
henjaki: you can ask these lovely people https://www.fbi.gov/
swarfega 2017-02-23 22:22:13
lol
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:22:17
})))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000
swarfega 2017-02-23 22:22:24
or fsb.ru
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:22:29
да
KindOne 2017-02-23 22:22:40
henjaki: try these, https://www.nsa.gov/
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:23:09
nonononon i find policeman in my city and aks....
userro 2017-02-23 22:23:36
what do you ask?
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:23:47
hello mr policeman . WHOU hack email.........
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:39:15
okey guys now i show some cool
munch` 2017-02-23 22:39:19
Franco30 say i need to identify to nickserv for msg
Franco30 2017-02-23 22:39:50
munch what was that about
henjaki 2017-02-23 22:40:00
Franco30 can i send files in this irssi???
munch` 2017-02-23 22:40:02
Franco30 it say i need to identify to nickserv for msg
Franco30 2017-02-23 22:40:05
#chaptertwo auto k-line
munch` 2017-02-23 22:41:27
Franco30 lol
Franco30 2017-02-23 22:42:54
why am I getting k-line
munch` 2017-02-23 22:43:02
Franco30 lol
swarfega 2017-02-23 22:43:02
cus norty
munch` 2017-02-23 22:43:07
Franco30 this very funny
munch` 2017-02-23 22:44:14
Franco30 pm me