mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:53:04
hello
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:53:09
can you help
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:53:38
can you help be my headphone
ecks 2017-02-22 11:54:08
if you tell us what you need help with
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:54:55
i have problem play be my h
laowai 2017-02-22 11:55:10
shut up
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:55:12
headphone
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:55:37
my headphone will not play
gry 2017-02-22 11:55:55
what OS are you using; did it work before?
laowai 2017-02-22 11:56:06
mate|21493: do you use google translate?
emerson 2017-02-22 11:56:18
laowai: be nice
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:56:30
ubuntu
gry 2017-02-22 11:56:46
(many people here have bad english not because of google translate, but because of language barrier; we use simple english to converse with them)
laowai 2017-02-22 11:56:49
thats why it isnt playing
gry 2017-02-22 11:56:56
mate|21493: did it work before?
laowai 2017-02-22 11:57:05
use windows please
emerson 2017-02-22 11:57:15
laowai: that's not helpful
elky 2017-02-22 11:57:34
laowai: there's a saying that's useful here. "when helping be helpful"
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:57:39
can you help headphone
laowai 2017-02-22 11:57:57
mate|21493: #ubuntu
Fleuv 2017-02-22 11:58:26
hello how do i report someone for spam?
bigpresh 2017-02-22 11:58:35
After checking the obvious things: definitely plugged fully into the right port, volume not muted, etc
gry 2017-02-22 11:58:38
mate|21493: do you speak Russian?
laowai 2017-02-22 11:58:41
Fleuv: who
Fleuv 2017-02-22 11:58:47
kiki1
mate|21493 2017-02-22 11:59:02
can you help play headphone by my system
gry 2017-02-22 11:59:41
mate|21493: ask #ubuntu (English) or #ubuntu-ru (Russian). mention your device make and name.
Fleuv 2017-02-22 12:00:15
laowai, he is randomly pm-ing people like me and you with the message: Hi, could you please check my offer
gry 2017-02-22 12:00:47
thanks for the report, Fleuv
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:00:56
can you help by play headphone
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:01:13
can you help yes or no
hoglahoo 2017-02-22 12:01:14
When I do a /whois, and nickserv gives me a date and time that an account was created, what timezone is that timestamp in?
Hello71 2017-02-22 12:01:26
whois does not query nickserv
elky 2017-02-22 12:01:28
mate|21493: not without information from you
Fleuv 2017-02-22 12:01:40
np gry, is this the right way of reporting spammers? Because it happens quiet often to me.
laowai 2017-02-22 12:01:41
gry how you know he speak russian
hoglahoo 2017-02-22 12:01:55
Hello71 oh yeah you're right. I mean to ask when I do /msg nickserv info nick
emerson 2017-02-22 12:02:02
should be UTC
hoglahoo 2017-02-22 12:02:10
thanks
gry 2017-02-22 12:02:19
Fleuv: coming here like this is ok. you can also type '/stats p' and message a member of staff (if one is available on-call) without joining this channel. both ways are OK
emerson 2017-02-22 12:02:25
yea, it's UTC
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:02:33
Hello where can I see the list of channels?
hoglahoo 2017-02-22 12:02:41
yes, that neatly fits in my log timeline, ty
Hello71 2017-02-22 12:02:47
you can search channels by /msg alis list *keyword*
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:02:51
thank you
elky 2017-02-22 12:02:54
laowai: his ip is owned by a server company that has russian offices
Fleuv 2017-02-22 12:02:55
Okay thanks
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:03:42
can you help yes or no
elky 2017-02-22 12:04:12
mate|21493: you didn't tell us what you mean by "not working"
laowai 2017-02-22 12:04:18
mate|21493: дл
laowai 2017-02-22 12:04:28
lol
gry 2017-02-22 12:04:36
mate|21493: yes we can help
gry 2017-02-22 12:04:41
mate|21493: we need more information
gry 2017-02-22 12:05:00
mate|21493: what device is this, and did it work before?
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:05:15
can you help sudo
elky 2017-02-22 12:05:35
no you need to know your sudo password, we don't know it.
gry 2017-02-22 12:05:38
mate|21493: what device is this, and did it work before? sudo
laowai 2017-02-22 12:06:22
i guess he doesn't understand any of that
gry 2017-02-22 12:06:38
mate|21493: какая модель компьютера? оно раньше работало?
elky 2017-02-22 12:06:46
laowai: probably not, let gry handle it
jaidaken 2017-02-22 12:06:56
Hey mods, can I get a password reset email?
NightTrain 2017-02-22 12:07:17
jaidaken: /msg nickserv help sendpass
gry 2017-02-22 12:07:19
jaidaken: does '/msg nickserv info jaidaken ' look like you?
laowai 2017-02-22 12:08:32
elky: your australia english not helpful here?
jaidaken 2017-02-22 12:08:45
Thanks for your help guys :)
elky 2017-02-22 12:09:34
laowai: i don't think any english is in this case
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:10:54
_o< h laowai >o_
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:11:40
can you help
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:12:20
mate|21493: with what exactily?
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:14:11
can you help
bigpresh 2017-02-22 12:14:14
mate|21493: You're going to have to actually provide details on what problem you're having and what help you need
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:14:16
mate|21493: with what exactily?
laowai 2017-02-22 12:14:21
these kiwiirc , possible they are on a webpage client?
bigpresh 2017-02-22 12:14:28
As it is, I'm starting to think you're either trolling, or a trollbot.
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:14:44
bigpresh: time vampire
thumbs 2017-02-22 12:15:49
KindOne: the term is "support vampire"
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:16:10
thumbs: time vampire, i have all the time in the world to argue this.
bigpresh 2017-02-22 12:16:18
Hah!
laowai 2017-02-22 12:16:38
mate|21493: russian english so nice
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:16:40
can you help yes or no i am will can help yes or no not trolling me good
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:16:47
lol
elky 2017-02-22 12:16:55
no we can't help
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:16:58
Someone will help you soon I guess
elky 2017-02-22 12:17:01
we can't help the unhelpable
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:17:32
can help yes or no what this the probelm
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:17:56
The ops here can show you the door you're obviously looking for
laowai 2017-02-22 12:18:00
he is a troll
elky 2017-02-22 12:18:22
mate|21493: IF you tell what "
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:18:22
mate|21493: no. we can't help unless you are more specific.
laowai 2017-02-22 12:18:22
putin sent him here
elky 2017-02-22 12:18:22
mate|21493: IF you tell what "doesn't work" means, we can help.
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:18:26
What's the best hacking room in here?
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:18:53
i will software me headphone
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:18:54
Yogapants: hacking... Hardware? Specific software? Cracking?
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:19:03
cracking , software
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:19:07
reverse engineering
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:19:14
maybe ##re
gry 2017-02-22 12:19:15
mate|21493: i will make it work
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:19:25
Alright that's one
elky 2017-02-22 12:19:56
Yogapants: have you tried alis yet? /msg alis help list
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:20:06
did
laowai 2017-02-22 12:20:07
gry come on your russian english not adaptive with him either
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:20:15
thank you tho
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:20:46
i will not you demonstrate hacking silks. i will software for the software by my headphone
gry 2017-02-22 12:21:03
mate|21493: you will not hack. i will make it work
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:21:11
Haha
laowai 2017-02-22 12:21:22
mate|21493: come on google translate speaks better than you
Yogapants 2017-02-22 12:21:33
:D
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:21:51
laowai: you seem quite good at using google translate.
elky 2017-02-22 12:21:58
Yogapants: asking in ##security might be a better place to ask since our "best" isn't going to be your "best" and they likely actually spend time in them.
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:22:02
can you software give the my headphone nit more info. good
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:22:18
can you help
elky 2017-02-22 12:22:23
mate|21493: no.
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:22:26
yes or not
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:22:30
No
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:22:31
mate|21493: not
ToBeCloud 2017-02-22 12:22:33
Go away
mate|21493 2017-02-22 12:22:46
ok bye bye
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:22:50
thank god
laowai 2017-02-22 12:22:58
he is a troll
bazhang 2017-02-22 12:23:00
np
laowai 2017-02-22 12:23:06
russian troll
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:23:19
bazhang: you are not god. the universe is not so badly designed
laowai 2017-02-22 12:23:30
USA doesn't like russians
elky 2017-02-22 12:23:46
laowai: from what i heard our government quite likes them.
laowai 2017-02-22 12:23:52
not your twisted english
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:23:58
elky / laowai ##politics
gry 2017-02-22 12:24:02
they are probably too confused or tired; wish them all the best
elky 2017-02-22 12:24:10
oh hell no
stfu 2017-02-22 12:28:24
i gtg
stfu 2017-02-22 12:28:47
honey: i hate you
stfu 2017-02-22 12:28:52
lol
ericus 2017-02-22 12:35:00
how would I set up automagically auth with freenode + znc?
ericus 2017-02-22 12:36:42
https://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup 404 :((
KindOne 2017-02-22 12:36:42
ericus: http://wiki.znc.in/Sasl
ericus 2017-02-22 12:36:42
thanks KindOne!
