Speiros 2017-01-25 22:49:56
The Nigerian Pidgin dictionary is pretty cool. I didn't know "dey" was actually used in any form of English.
CounterPillow 2017-01-25 22:50:17
gey
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:51:46
holy tennis
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:51:56
we might actually get williams/williams and federer/nadal finals
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:52:15
wow. something different :/
CounterPillow 2017-01-25 22:52:23
F E D E G O A T
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:52:48
i thought federer was supposed to play nadal before the finals
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:53:36
newp
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:53:42
serena of cours eis going to crush venus
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:54:01
and inthe process attain the most slams of the open era
mrtejaslol 2017-01-25 22:54:38
English please
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:54:39
my mum is there watching
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:54:46
if nadal beats federer *again* and edges within 2 slams (15 vs 17) the federer=goat argument becomes more tenuous
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:54:47
she's a tennis fanatic
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:55:00
can you really be the goat if there's one guy right behind you who consistenty owned your arse
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:55:13
not if its nadal
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:55:29
djokovic could settle this dispute but murray is being annoying
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:55:43
as is wawrinka. wtf wawrinka
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:56:02
that would be like being a pussy cuz you got beaten up by some dude in the SAS
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:56:47
i think my mum is going for murray
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:57:22
djokovic is the only player with a winning head to head record against rafa AND federer
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:57:26
at least with a large number of meetings
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:57:45
so if he got to 15, 16, 17 slams that would further complicate things
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:57:54
well if he gets to 17 it's over, djoker is the goat
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:57:55
isn't nadal coming off injuries though?
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:58:07
nadal nd federer both missed substantial portions of last year
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:58:14
yet they are in the semifinals of the year's first major :)
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:58:51
bunch of old people tbh
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:58:55
i dont follow tennis tbh
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:59:01
i only know bits what my mum tells me
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:59:17
well the top player on the women's side and the top two players on the men's side crashed out very early
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:59:23
so this tournament could've been kind of a bummer
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 22:59:34
bu tit's turning into a treat for anyone who has been watching tennis for a while
crutchy 2017-01-25 22:59:56
hopefully doesn't get too hot
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:00:06
melbourne is always shitty during the open
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:00:39
and these guys sometimes run around for four+ hours in that stuff
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:00:48
i been to one match with kournikova at (what used to be) vodafone arena
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:00:54
I get uncomfrotable just sitting on my arse and drinking in those conditions
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:01:03
think thats the only tennis i ever been to lol
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:01:25
was funny seeing the cameras all following anna
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:01:34
bunch of fkin perverts :p
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:01:44
sports cameramen tend to be
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:01:53
they either fixate on cute young men in the audience
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:01:54
or tits
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:02:10
she seemed to play up to it though i guess
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:02:27
of course
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:02:32
she makes MUCH more money from her tits than from her racket
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:03:14
"nice rack...et"
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:03:22
har
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:03:39
the highest earning players in tennis (including off the court) are often not the best
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:03:50
they just happen to be from the right country (Andy roddick) or boobies
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:04:52
hewitt was a bit of an exception
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:04:59
he was good and played up
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:08
well he never quite dominated as a pro
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:18
he had the great disadvantage of being the same age as roger federer
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:22
but he was a badass as a junior
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:05:24
he was no 1 for a while though
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:27
and certainly a very good player
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:53
sure and won two majors
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:05:57
and is handsome
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:06:02
yeah federer kinda fucked up his thing
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:06:21
20 million in prize money and lord knows how much in endorements as one of australia's top atheletes
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:06:26
is not a shit career
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:06:36
i think a lot of male tennis players regret being similar age as federer though :p
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:07:14
I think this noise made by players needs to be addressed. I reckon if they're allowed to "grunt" when they play, after "silence please" has been called, the audience should also be allowed to grunt them on too.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:07:16
I think a lotof male tennis players for the last like 15 years regret not being named Federer, Nadal or Djokovic
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:07:26
between them they have...17 + 14 + 12 slams in that timeframe?
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:07:31
not a lot of room left
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:07:38
Speiros, lmao
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:07:41
they do mate
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:07:46
and then some
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:07:51
lol
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:07:57
well the aussie open is fairly rowdy
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:08:07
doesn't help that it happens around australia day
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:08:10
so everyone is pissed
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:08:14
heh
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:08:15
True.
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:08:24
It's summer and warm, naturally they are pissed.
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:08:44
i was gunna have a bbq for dinner, but i started rummaging in my shed looking for a fish tank and kinda forgot to clean the bbq before dinner :/
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:09:03
Yeah, it was a nice day today here in Melbourne.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:09:25
this week, it cna be a bbq :p
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:09:26
was nice out my way too
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:09:32
Neat.
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:09:34
i'm east of melb
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:09:49
crutchy I'm on the fringes of inner city.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:09:57
crutchy: did you prep any shit for the er.. bbq?
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:10:22
nah we normally just do that while the meat is cooking
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:10:25
other than the occasional heat I quitelike melbourne
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:10:59
Yeah, it's not bad. I'm acclimatised I guess. Hot then cold, wet then dry, and all this before the workday is over.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:11:26
I guess one of the reasons it's not marketed more as an international food destination is that it's really far away from almost everything :p
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:11:32
I don't mean in australia
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:11:37
i spend most my day in air conditioning, and then get smacked in the face by a heat wave when i leave the building after work :/
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:11:39
Imean shit you guys are far away
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:12:01
yeah I lived in Texas for a while
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:12:03
there are periods where you do not go outside
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:12:10
I guess we are a fair way away.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:12:28
I mean it's a 14 hour flight on emirates from dubai
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:12:32
i work with guys that do stints in the pilbara
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:12:39
that would be so much worse
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:12:52
dubai is another place where going outside is discouraged
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:12:57
crutchy lol, yep. I've never been up there, but Roxby Downs is hot in the summer.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:13:00
they ski indoors
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:13:20
so while americans and europeans tend to just think of aussies as really douchy tourists
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:13:27
the japanese are quietly enjoying australian cuisine
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:13:30
the bastards
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:13:32
well, we are :)
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:14:04
hey you're not as bad as the chinese
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:14:05
What is Australian cuisine? Roo cooked over charcoal/mostly dead fire?
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:14:12
lol
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:14:17
at least we don't have to put up signs in Austrlian to advise against shitting inthe potted plants
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:14:25
Good point...we can't even claim the meat pie.
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:14:25
i like steak
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:14:39
australia has a shitload of good seafood
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:14:40
steak swimming in pepper sauce
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:14:44
What cuisine is not present in Australia?
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:14:54
lol potplants eh.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:14:59
and a lot of foreign cuisines have become indigenous in australia
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:01
melbourne specifically
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:06
has lots of viets, japanese, lebanese
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:31
so the food options are good
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:15:34
Stryyker There are many international restaurants here, including stuff like Swiss, which I thought was unusual.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:36
I suppose the aussies themselves can't even claim bush tucker
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:15:38
there's probably not really much of australia that youi would call indighenous anyway, except abordiginals
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:43
as that's probaby abo
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:15:55
crutchy: the moreton bugs are indigenous )
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:16:03
we just came and stole the shit :p
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:16:09
well yes
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:16:26
Yeah, 230 years doesn't allow for much in the way of cuisine, excepting ingredients.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:16:29
also I find that australian meat pies are often served with disturbing amounts of ketchup
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:16:32
Swiss is unusual.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:16:56
federer up two sets but down the break in the third
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:16:56
you'd think aboriginals would have perfected cooking. they had 40,000 years or something
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:16:58
Stryyker Yeah, there was one in Sydney, back in 2003. I'm unsure if it's still there.
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:17:11
Hello
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:17:16
crutchy: they seem to think a lot like your white aussies
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:17:18
Sounds expensive and exclusive.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:17:19
Hi enslavement
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:17:20
look at all of these goo dingredients
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:17:22
let's grill this shit
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:17:27
heh
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:17:38
Speiros: are you looking to buy a nigger today?
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:17:39
dingredients++
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:17:47
the swiss speak like five languages
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:17:57
they're annoying like that
Stryyker 2017-01-25 23:18:07
Pauline will sort them out.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:18:13
enslavement What makes you think I'm not one?
opm 2017-01-25 23:18:16
you're annoying
opm 2017-01-25 23:18:18
jk
crutchy 2017-01-25 23:18:19
and the navy will do the rest
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:18:32
!ops os Speiros a nigger?
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:18:39
if so where is its owner?
Ellenor 2017-01-25 23:18:39
BlueLobster: pm
Ellenor 2017-01-25 23:18:42
enslavement: shut up
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:19:09
Ellenor: Would you like to buy a nigger today?
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:19:12
enslavement You need to check some facts. Eastern Europe seems to be selling a lot of slaves.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:19:26
enslavement I think your comments are stupid, and brainless.
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:19:37
Speiros: i think they are awesome
pj 2017-01-25 23:19:58
Speiros: don't feed the trolls.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:20:04
enslavement Well, I guess a parrot does like his own reflection.
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:20:16
lol
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:20:23
pj Fair enough. I hate racist attitudes though.
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:20:28
pj, trolls are in fairy tales
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:20:34
there are no such thing as trolls
enslavement 2017-01-25 23:20:46
the closest you will ever get is a nigger
pj 2017-01-25 23:20:47
Speiros: yeah, but you won't change this guy, you only encouragehim by feeding.
niko 2017-01-25 23:20:48
hate speech is offtopic
pj 2017-01-25 23:21:30
thanks niko
Ellenor 2017-01-25 23:21:33
enslavement: No. I'd like to buy a charming white man smarter than myself who defends secular, abolitionist values.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:23:32
That person won't stop his attitude until he is forced to take a deep look into his own personality, and try to remove the ugly stain that tints his lenses.
pj 2017-01-25 23:23:59
unfortunately there are lots like him. They only come in and say things like that to rile people up.
pj 2017-01-25 23:24:25
the best thing you can do is not respond, and wait until staff deals to him.
pj 2017-01-25 23:25:00
when you respond to him and try to argue you're doing exactly what he wants.
bigpresh 2017-01-25 23:25:18
pj is wise, be like pj.
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:25:25
Yeah, it's sad that people use race to pick on people. Someone once said that "patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel". It's a good statement, and pretty accurate.
pj 2017-01-25 23:25:30
hah, nah, don't be like me, please.
BlueLobster 2017-01-25 23:25:43
federer shits an eggroll in the 3rd set
Speiros 2017-01-25 23:34:26
Ok folks. Have a great day etc.
deadgreendemons 2017-01-25 23:40:28
just got unsolicited pm from user i never heard of asking me to join channel i have never heard of
deadgreendemons 2017-01-25 23:40:30
crutchy_ 2017-01-25 23:41:07
maybe they just really like your talent
Ellenor 2017-01-25 23:42:49
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deadgreendemons 2017-01-25 23:44:42
how about i build a drone
deadgreendemons 2017-01-25 23:44:46
and attach a BB gun
deadgreendemons 2017-01-25 23:44:52
and program it to kill frogs